January 2012
1 post
A(n)nals of Online Dating: Favorite Book: Memoirs... →
annalsofonlinedating:
Asian beauty, Mmmm… Please dont read to much into my profile. Its on the naughty side, But I am really very nice and very RESPECTFUL. :) I would love a chance to talk and hopefully take you out. Even if its just dinner, and something fun. I am older, but I mainly date 21-30 I really hope we…
June 2011
10 posts
A(n)nals of Online Dating: So you probably aren't... →
annalsofonlinedating:
Subject: Looking for someone I can talk to about anything
And I do mean anything Like, How modern ethics and morals have created a system that lacks evolutionary pressure on the human species. This to me says there may be a regression in portions of the population a rift that will eventually…
A(n)nals of Online Dating: Does "chicks are hot... →
Not my submission, in case you were wondering. But OH. MY. GOD.
annalsofonlinedating:
Title: Hey, what is with this “bi” shit?
Message: Honestly, you seem like a sweet girl, and hold many potentially noble ideals, but this is something I’ve seen commonly on this site, and I’m curious as to what it’s really about. Your body is designed in a certain way, that is, to receive a man,…
A(n)nals of Online Dating: I will also bring... →
annalsofonlinedating:
Im a lawyer. Go and tell someone that a POWERFUL and well to do lawyer has contacted you. I will wait…Ok, you are now back I assume. Anyways, as I mentioned I am amazing at the LAW. I also do not put up with ANY woman’s crap, so check that at the door, babe. I am available Wednesday and we ARE…
I dunno, it's still pretty dark there this time of...
annalsofonlinedating:
What’s going on I wish your name was dawn cause I sure would like to wake up in the crack of dawn
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+5 because that is so gross.
+6 because this would be kind of funny (or at least creative) if her name actually was Dawn? But it’s not. So he’s just sending this copied-and-pasted message to girls all over the internet.
+4 for buttcracks....