I dunno, it’s still pretty dark there this time of year.
What’s going on I wish your name was dawn cause I sure would like to wake up in the crack of dawn
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+5 because that is so gross.
+6 because this would be kind of funny (or at least creative) if her name actually was Dawn? But it’s not. So he’s just sending this copied-and-pasted message to girls all over the internet.
+4 for buttcracks. Why do you want to wake up in a buttcrack?
TOTAL POINTS: 15.
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